Bowling Team TheDan.com

Best Bowling Team, EVER. WHAT WHAT WHAT?

Team TheDan.com Current Average score: 66,000

Welcome to the official TheDan.com Bowling Team website. Seriously, Team TheDan.com is way better then any other bowling team. No joke, really, we rock. Team TheDan.com has won 8 straight National Bowling Team Championships. And if you ever, EVER Insult a member of team TheDan.com, we're gonna go bowling and then Im gonna FIGHT YOU.

Anyway, the best part about TheDan.com Bowling team, is you too can be part of the amazing action. If you want to Be part of the Unbelievably Awesome Most Joyus Bowling team ever, Just send an Email to me, the SUPREME RULER of TheDan.com Bowling team.

BowlingSUPREMERULER@thedan.com

Things to Include in your membership email:

Your e-mail address:

Your name:

Your Bowling code name:

Your Average bowling score:

The thing you yell when you get a strike:

Your parents credit card number:

Your preferred ball weight:

Your Bowling balls name:

Anything you feel like sharing:

Your Location:

Your Bowling alley's name:

Also, If possible send me a picture of yourself. with email. Dan@thedan.com

So Once you have emailed me that info, Ill make you a little blurb Lower Down on this page, and you can send me Best Score and stuff. You see, The other best part about TheDan.com Bowling Team is that Everybodys score adds to our average!

*Making up a fake Average is COMPLETELY against the rules. or you know, do whatever.
**No Bedwetters.

TEAM MEMBERS

	Name: Dan
	Bowling Code Name: TheDan
	Average Score: 6000
	The Thing I yell when I get a strike: I AM WICKED SUPREME!!
	Preferred Weight: 13 lbs
	Ball Name: Supreme Thunder Ball of Manlyness
	Location: Boston
	Bowling Alleys name: Boston Bowl (open 24 hours)

	Name: Phil
	Bowling Code Name: Ball Chucker
	Average Score: 6001 (120)
	The Thing I yell when I get a strike: TAKE THAT TEAM CANADA
	Preferred Weight: 12 lbs
	Ball Name:Rolling Chaos
	Location: Boston
	Bowling Alleys name: Boston Bowl

	Name: Jack A. Hughes
	Bowling Code Name: The Ripper...A.K.A. Cap'n
	Average Score: Me no know
	The Thing I yell when I get a strike: "Rad".I'm also known to say "tubular!!!"
	Parents credit card number: 867-5309
	Preferred Weight: 12lbs
	Ball Name: The penetrator
	Anything you feel like sharing: My skills, like my privates, are outa sight.
	Location: Shelton Washington USA
	Bowling Alleys name: The Timber Bowl

	Name: Darren Beford
	Bowling Code Name: Twinkle toes
	Average Score: 150
	The Thing I yell when I get a strike: Ya Baby!
	Parents credit card number: 1234 5678 9101 1121 exp 3141-13
	Preferred Weight: 13lbs
	Ball Name: PEG
	Anything you feel like sharing: Sharing Kinder Eggs with Jack, Jeff, Joey, Ben and TheDan is awesome !!!
	Location: Toronto Canada Eh

	Name: Jess Riegel
	Bowling Code Name: Jester
	Average Score: 244 (100)
	The Thing I yell when I get a strike: nothing... I just gawk openmouthed at my luck, this is followed by a leap of joy and a clenching of both fists
	Parents credit card number: fouroneninertwentyfiftytwothreetreehorsepopseven security code: 046
	Preferred Weight: 7-8lbs
	Ball Name: Sir Shiny
	Anything you feel like sharing: Doing yoga poses before each bowl helps to center my focus
	Location: Granite Bay, California
	Bowling alley: USA Rocklin Bowl

	Name: Chris
	Bowling Code Name: helmut ugasada
	Average Score: between 30 and forty-two-thousand million
	The Thing I yell when I get a strike: Fabulous! and sometimes I yell yoda is GREEN!!
	Parents credit card number: Hippopotomus...oh wait, it doesnt say "list a big animal"...oh welll
	Preferred Weight: 9 poundz
	Ball Name: Jumpin sumo cowboy zeus
	Anything you feel like sharing: I own a bainet, and I know jack the ripper!! WAUGH!!
	Location: Shelton washington
	Bowling alley: the Awesome bowl

	Name: Lexi the Beautiful
	Bowling Code Name: Chips and Dip
	Average Score: around 5 to 5,000,000,000,000
	The Thing I yell when I get a strike: Did i hurt anyone this time?
	Preferred Weight: 13 lbs
	Ball Name: Lexi
	Anything you feel like sharing: I love you!
	Location: hmmmmm let me think about that one!

	Name: Connor
	Bowling Code Name: Noodles
	Average Score: 200
	The Thing I yell when I get a strike: BOUT TIME!!
	Parents credit card number: pass
	Preferred Weight: 15
	Ball Name: claudio
	Anything you feel like sharing:
	Location: Warsaw, IN
	Bowling Alleys name: Gilliam Lanes

	Name: Austin
	Bowling Code Name: Hammer of Discrination
	Average Score: 4
	The Thing I yell when I get a strike: ERECTION!!!!!!
	Parents credit card number: 123 666 321 7
	Preferred Weight: i dont use weights on my balls
	Ball Name: Lesser Hammer of Discrination
	Anything you feel like sharing: I am not Somalian
	Location: not Somalia
	Bowling Alleys name: not in Somalia

	Name: Aaron
	Bowling Code Name: peavy
	Average Score: 4
	The Thing I yell when I get a strike: Yesssssss!!!
	Parents credit card number: 543211237456
	Preferred Weight: 3.5 lbs
	Ball Name: The Blue Blunder
	Anything you feel like sharing: I'm not sure I can join cause Dan says no bedwetters ;(
	Location: The big apple
	Bowling Alleys name: I forget

You Can Join Today! EMAIL EMAIL EMAIL ME! BowlingSUPREMERULER@thedan.com