Man, you are totally awesome,
Seriusly you should have your own show.
Wait, you do, and it is like ten pimps dancing.
You are my hero, becuase your tall a wicked goofy, and I am tall and wicked goofy.
OMG OMG OMG we have so much in common.
Maybe you could start a brother website, called: THECONAN.com it would be AWESOME.
everynight I watch your show, and think that when its done maybe Ill watch "enter the dragon" or "fists of fury" becuase Bruce Lee is almost as sweet as you are.
A poem by Dan Lucal.
CONAN FACTS:
Conan Is wicked awesome.
Conan O'Brien was born on April 18, 1963 in Brookline, Mass.
My home town.
Full Name: Conan Christopher O'Brien.
Date Of Birth: April 18, 1963.
Conan is 6' 4"...I think.
After a while, and after failing for a while, he got a job at the simpsons. He wrote some hilarius episodes. "Wacking day" and "springfield gets a monorail" are the ones I know of.
Conan wrote for Saturday Night Live, and then he was like. "hmmm, I can smite people" so he wnet around throwing lightning bolts here and there until he got a job as host of
LATE NIGHT WITH CONAN O BRIEN!!!!
CONAN QUOTES:
Apparently the new high-tech Star Wars toys will
be in stores any day now. The toys can talk and are interactive, so they
can
be easily distinguished from Star Wars fans.
Bob Dole is going to be appearing in a Pepsi commercial with Britney Spears. Yeah, apparently Dole says that if this doesn't cure his erectile dysfunction, nothing will.
Early on, they were timing my contract with an egg timer
If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.
President Clinton signed a $10 million deal to
write a book by 2003. Isn't that amazing? Yes, and get this, not only
that,
President Bush signed a $10 million deal to read a book by 2003.
