Do you build websites?
No....I Promise...
What is your website about?
There may not be any "I" in
team, but if you remove the "T" and "A" and then put the "M" first, it
spells ME.
Do you get asked questions?
Frequently.
If I pay you Three dollars
and twenty eight cents will you build my website?
No. Wait... Maybe.
Can you juggle cats?
yes.
What is your favorite color?
blue or red. or both.
Where's the bathroom?
down the hall to the left.
Can I use your allen wrench?
yes.
Are you gonna finish that?
yes.
How do you spell your name?
DXSAN, the 'X' and the
'S' are silent.
Would you like to play bridge?
yes, indeed I would.
How much Wood could a wood
chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
4.
4 What?
FAQ you.