Really dirty yo mama jokes not fit for young and virgin ears

Yo mamas like a shotgun, one cock and shes ready to blow.

Yo mamas like a doornob, everybody gets a turn.

Yo mamas like  train tracks, she gets laid all over the country.

Yo mamas a carpenters dream, Flat as a board, easy to nail.

Yo mamas kinda like a vacume cleaner, only you have to plug a vacume cleaner in to make it suck.

Your mothers like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw.

Your mothers like a fat and ugly women, cuase shes fat and ugly.

Your mothers like the village bicyicle everybody gets a ride
Your mothers like a bus....