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Song: Com Dan Thee
Song by Dan Lucal, TheDan.com

Welcome everybody to thedan.com
the ladys love me cause my page is bomb

I got da jokes- a bit obscene
no folks think dat I mean

Its my laugh routine dat brought me to the scene,
its serene like Mr. Clean, thats mista proper

a phat beat dropper, a show stopper,
not quite a ninja but a ill karate chopper

World Wide Dan should be W W D
Fly HTML for your eyes to see

its my guarantee, as your dope MC
cause Ima webmaster of disaster say it COM DAN THEE

what? said its my expertise,
Javascript? like a cake wita piece

I won’t tease, say please you’ll get some cheese
Believe that the reason that your freezing is me

Cause Im cool, colder then ice
my sites suffice and I ask you "rice?"

Once twice precise it’s a fine device
take my phat test it’ll turn up nice

you like? Im glad, now tell your friend
TheDan.com recommends this trend

you can spend, a few hours or a day
scopeing out my code, an artist just like monet

hey, I guess I was just born to excel
TheDan.com is da bomb URL

Holler at my homies that be ridin one wheel
they keep it real heres the deal how I feel I wont conceal

My ideal situation
To pizza in one box? my imagination?

Playing tricks on me not a bit
a double wide pizza box is the shit

the thanks I get for my time invested
Iget the things that I requested

Late night pizza, fine falafel,
pecan pie and a box of waffles

I love canada with all my heart
thedan.com is a mad good start

so check it out
and check the rhyme
I hope you like this page of mine

its my pride and joy
as you can see
A little website say it "Com....Dan....Thee"

Com Dan thee what?