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Public service announcement:

I wrote thiss a long time ago, and then I decided it was dumb and not internet worthy. but now, I have decided anything is internet worthy, even if it sucks.

____We started out for Harrisburg Pennsylvania at 5:30am on Friday morning, after 7 hours or so we got there around 11:30, we actually it was more like 11, but we spent a half hour driving through the parking lot. We met Mike Carrol (checkernuts) driving up to the building, he has pink hair with blue dots. Once we had successfully hiked from the "main hall" to the "west hall" we met Joe Marril and Scott Bridgeman. This building was very very large. Like Really big. You could hide like seven million elephants inside of it, and nobody would ever know.
____Anywho... I was REALLY hungry and tired, so I wasn't doing much riding, having only gotten like an hour and a half of sleep the night before. At some point Sal Gionfriddo and Nick Hoover from R.I.T. showed up, and that was sweat.
So Joey called his mom and I talked to her, and she went to the super market and bought some cheese and crackers, but not just any cheese and crackers- Garlic roasted Triskets and Monterey Jack cheese, so I ate a whole lot of that and a few apples and most of a bag of corn chips, and then I realized my hands where filthy from building and unicycling, so I went to wash them off, this sentence might never end, it hasn't so far.
____Then I unicycled a whole bunch and had fun. Later at like 8:30 we went to the hotel restaurant, and I had some chickens and cheese burger. And then some pecan pie, well, actually it was Caramel chocolate pecan pie, and it was...how you say....uhalhahllllaauuuuuhhahuh. (The deliciousness sound) Then I went and slept. In the morning I was all soar and tired. But we went out to breakfast and I had a whole bunch of food, and then I ate a cliff bar, and then we went to the Giganto-Mic-Huge-Redneck-palace (motorama building) and waited for the unicycling thing to start.
____WE were using the stupid Bike trials scoring system, witch stanked, cause you only get three trys to each line, and, there was huge lines for each line. That means that you had to wait to try each line, the trials line, not the trials line line. (I made that really confusing on purpose:) So I Failed a whole bunch. And Here are the results:

Place Name Points
1 Ben Plotkin 0
2 Joseph Cohn 15
3 Joe Merrill 30
4 Timothy Colegrove 40
5 Sal Gionfriddo 41
6 Brian Maw 45
6 Jeffery Prose 45
7 Mike Carroll 55
8 Dan Lucal 60
8 Nick Hoover 60
8 Chris Wonderly 60

So I say I tied for 8th out of 11. But I had a lot of fun anyway, so...wooo!


P.s. it was brought to my attention that I spend more time talking about food then I did about unicycling, This is because I am way better at eating then I am at unicycling.




AHHH THIS IS SUCH A BAD WEBPAGE IT HAS NO PICTURES AND NO ANYTHING IT SUCKS.