Okay, new idea for possible lion animation or full length feature film: so like, this lion, is walking around being all scary, and then, like, he sees a sweet hot looking lady lion, and he goes over to her, and he starts doing his sexy lion king of the jungle stuff, all that lion jazz. And then the sexy lady lion smiles, and she has a big nasty green thing in her teeth. And then there is a close up shot of the man lions expression which is like "eww gross" but he is too much of a gentlemanly lion to say that, so he doesn't.
The End.

Mega wicked secret alternate ending: after he does the "eww gross" face, there is a dramatic pause, and then he eats the lion babe. In one bite. (Duh)

Dan @ THEDAN.com (SWEET.)

hell, you can steal this one. wait, no, copyright.