Check it out, so like, first there will be this guy, and he is an undercover cop, and he is chasing after this Truck that he thinks is filled with drugs or guns or money or kidnapped pandas, and you are thinking
"holy crap, this is a sweet chase scene"
and then the truck goes into the dead end of an ally, and the super cool action guy is like
"sweet, I have got you trapped now!"
And then the truck driver is like
"oh yes, yes yes, ok."
And the sweet action hero has his gun pointed at the truck driver, and there is a sweet close up of the action hero, and he says
"Put em up."
And then, the truck driver starts to put his hands up, like he is cooperating, but then he say
"you got it man, Ill put it up!"
And the action hero is like
"wah!!??>?><?!"
And the truck drive does a sweet ninja kick that nobody was expecting, and he opens the back door of the truck to reveal what is truely inside the truck. And it is full of drugs and guns and money and a bald eagle and a cow and a industrial sized box of mouth wash.
And so then, the hero thinks to himself, real thinkily,
"I can understand the mouth wash, but what are that cow am for?" and like you see the heros eye all squinty cause he is thinking so hard.
Then a mega huge squad of police cars all drive up with the lights and the screeching loud loud bang bang beee yooo beee yooo flash flash flash. And the hero turns to the police squad says, in a really cool sexy way, that makes all the ladies wanna bang for hours:
"oh yeah.... I am totally hot."
And the police squad all start clapping, cause this sweet hero action guy is so cool.

Then later on, he is at home, and its dark, and he gets out of his bed, and there are 5 supermodels in his bed who are all like, "where are you going>>? Oh please don't leave..>,!"
And he starts walking away with his back to the screen and then he stops, and it is very very dramatic, and he sorta looks back, and he hasnt shvaed for a while, so he looks wicked awesome and, he says
"Iv got some thinking to do..." and them he slowly walks away, like he has a lot of thoughts to think for. And this drives all the supermodels totally mad with lust because they really want to bang the crap out of the super hot action hero who likes to think about his thoughts a lot.

And so all the super models are talking about how cool the hero guy is, except this one super model, who looks a bit smarter. And she slinks off, out of the bed to follow the hero action mega guy.
And the hero guy is sitting on his balcony, eating a really good sandwich, like the best sandwich he has had all year, and he is chewing the sandwich and looking really thoughtfully out into the space, you know?
And then this girl walks out onto the balcony and is like,
"..............what are you thinking about.......?....." Really dramatic.
And so he pauses and looks up at her, and his eyes are really dramatic and think looking, and he is like:
"sigh......sigh......you know....... this is the best sandwich I have had all year...... (really dramatic)...but I just can't enjoy it.......sigh......" then he takes another bite
and because this is such a dramatic scene, the girl like about to cry, and she chokes back her tears and is like
"why?.............." and she looks really tearful and stuff. And its dramatic, maybe some slow sad music in the background, with like a piano.
And the sweet action hero says in a really dramatic cool guy way:
"I just can't figure what that cow am for....sigh....why the cow?.......why the cow!??!?!?"
And this is way to dramatic, so the girl just starts to cry,
the hero guy is like "sigh......I just don't know anymore...."
And then he gets this deep angry look on his face and he yells "GOD DAMNIT" and chucks his really good sandwich off the balcony.
And then maybe as some comic relief you hear some guy in the distance like "OW!" cause I heard that if a movie is too sad and dramatic people don't like it, so there has to be some funny parts. And then maybe a few seconds after the guys in the distance says "OW!" he says "sweet, this is a awesome sandwich."
So back on the balcony, the mega hot girl who is kinda smart looking and the super cool hero action guy are just sitting, or wait, the girl is standing in the doorway looking sad, and the guy is sitting and looking thoughtful and dramatic. And the girls says
"tell me what happened, lets talk."
See, you gotta have a lot of realism in movies cause people really like movies that they can relate to, thats what I learned in my movie class. So I put that line in cuase its really realistic, cause girls are constantly saying stuff like "lets talk" or "tell me what happened."
And they guy is like
"sigh... I just don't get it.... sigh....drama drama.......sigh....."
And there is a shot of the girl looking really concerned
and the guy starts talking:
"I was sure there was gonna be a panda in that truck, I would have bet my life on it. It would make perfect sense for Gambeeny to use a panda, but a cow? I just don't understand!"
Then like, it starts zooming in on the guy, and then the girl, and the screen goes all wavey cause there is about to be a flashback scene.

FLASHBACK:
So there is this dark room, with a table, and the only light in the room is hanging right over the table, and like, on one side of the table is a scary mob boss guy with a bald eagle on his shoulder, and he has some scary fat body guards and thugs standing behind him, and on the other side of the table is the sweet action star, and he is wearing an Eyepatch so they don't know his true identity.
Hero: "So Mr. Gambeeny, do we have a deal?"
Mr Gambeeny: "ten hundred pounds of drugs, and a thousand million guns, and like a billion dollars?" he says it in a really scary mean way, so you know he is tough and he means business.
Hero: "thats the deal, do we have a deal?"
Mr Gambeeny: "On one condition, my bald eagle will escort the drugs and guns and money to the boarder."
Hero: "ok, no funny stuff."
Mr gambeeny: "Muaahahahaha! Yes, no funny stuff." but you can tell by the way he does the evil laugh that he is definitely planning some funny stuff.
And the hero can totally tell he is planning some funny stuff, and there is a close up shot of the hero, and he is thinking, and a little thought cloud pops into his head and there is a panda in the thought cloud, and then the thought cloud disappears and the hero nods and says under his breath "bring it on."

END OF FLASH BACK

so the girl is crying because that was so dramatic, and she asks
"what do you think gambeeny will do next?"
And the hero says
"Im sorry, thats top secret."
And then she turns away, and she makes and evil face and says to herself "damn!" and now everybody knows she is a trader. And then the next morning all the supermodels and the action hero are sitting around at the table, and he says
"Hey, you girls want go for a drive?"
And they are like sure.
So, all five supermodels, including the trader, are in the car with the action hero, and the trader girl is in the front seat, and she asks
"Where are we going?"
And the heros guy is like "the desert" and the girl is like "why" and he says "just a hunch"

so they are driving through the desert and they see Gambeeny and his boys with a truck filled with guns and drugs and a cow, except they are just starting to load everything into the truck, and the cow isnt in the truck yet. So the hero is like "ah ha! I found you!"
And the girl makes a mean face and is like "AHHH I TRICKED YOU I AM A DECEIVER, I am going to stop you now!"
And then they start battling, the action guy and the trader girl. And then all the other super models go over to pet the cow, and the action cow sees this and is like "NOOOOOO" and you see a bunch a quick images and thoughts and he figures out that the cow is a bomb! Like you see a quick shot of gambeeny going MUAHAHAHA and then the action hero starts running slo mo and just as the girls touch the cow, the action hero dives in and grabs all of then and carrys them to saftey and the cow explodes and there is a mEGA huge explosion, or maybe, like just play the deathstar blowing up, thats how big the explosion is. And then all the smoke clears and every body is dead except for The action hero and the four super models that arnt secret traders, and the super cool action guy has this mega cool look in his eyes and they are all covered in dust and dirt, and he says
"Ill never make that mis- steak again." Get it mis -STEAK? Cause it's a cow. Then all the girls luagh and some cool surf music plays and they all go surfing and the credits roll.

THE END.