The walk to Kenmore was a trip of its own, every single car was filled with screaming people and the horns never stopped honking. There was a bunch of guys on motorcycles who, when they came to a red light, all started burning out there tires really loudly and making huge clouds of smoke, and then doing sweet wheelys really fast down comm ave.

All the chanting and yelling, man, it was awesome.

Then we got into Kenmore square which was just outa control, there were some cops around the outskirts, but they had clearly just left the scene and decided to let the crowd riot till they got tired. There was a cop car trapped in the crowd, and the cops didn’t seem to intent on trying to remove it.

After being in a massive mosh pit like crowd for a few minutes, people started climbing the street lights, and shaking then. Apparently the street lights in boston did not plan on the red sox winning, because it didnt take much to knock them over. And the guy who had been standing on the street light fell too, it was pretty intense. I think he was okay. It was awesome to see the crowd all shift and blob away when the street light came down. In another part of the square, people were trying to rip a tree out of the ground, and they had climbed up it and were shaking it back and forth, so naturally a group of hippies started chanting "save the tree" and then "yankee’s suck."

There was stage diving off of street lights, and a shopping cart was being passed around, and fireworks and throwing of anything that could be lifted. Like the trash cans, which people where chucking at the mcdonalds sign, and the fleet sign, and at windows, and other people. cars were being jumped on, and tipped over, hella hectic.

Oh man, also there was a guy with some bagpipes, and so every ten minutes or so a massive awesome bagpipe dancing circle would start up. And there was jigging and grinding and yelling and GO RED SOX DUDE FUCK YEAH YANKEES SUCK DUDE.

Also, at some point I guess a kid hit a police officer in the back of the head with a tree branch and then the whole giant mass of 20+ thousand people tryed to run away from some "oh shit riot gear" and that was pretty intense because everybody thought we were gonna get tear gassed. But we didn’t, so people started lighting off more fireworks and kept on destroying things. I saw some girls kicking the shit out of each other, and some girls way up in the buildings surrounding Kenmore teasing everybody pretending to take there shirts off.

There were group sing alongs of classics such as "take me out to the ball game" (in d-minor) (d is for drunk) and also "we are the champions" and "I fucking hate the yankees! fuck yeah! yankees suck..." truely a classic.

There was toilet paper flying non-stop over the crowd, and a good amount of insanity. People where climbing buildings and screaming, and jumping up and down, and screaming. It was awesome. The best riot I have ever been to. After a good long time the cops started moving in and they surrounded the cop car, and the swat bus, and that brought every body down a fair bit. Cause those guys with the scary helmets are scary, damn.

Anyway, Im Expecting full attendance after we win the first home game of the world series. Come Intoxicated with your favorite substance, and as all riots, Byov. (Bring your own violence)

Some creative riot Ideas:

1. Burning in effigy

Build a person with old cloths stuffed with newspaper, and put the other teams jersey on it. Hang from a street light and burn. Easy and fun for all ages.

2. Actual burning

Find a fan of the other team, drench in your favorite flammable deadly liquid, and light!

3.Bring a trampoline

Everybody loves jumping, and what could be more dangerous then rioters with a trampoline? add something sharp or on fire and its an unbeatable combination.

Some Helpful tips for the ready rioter.

1. Bring chain cutters.

Nasty chains can stop the riot from being full force. You can use the chain breaker to free mailboxes from the ground, and newspaper boxes from each other.

2. Always have a lighter.

You never know what kind of fun things you will want to light on fire, and its key to have a good lighter ready. Be it fireworks, a cute girls cigarette, an innocent bystander, or a trash can, a good lighter is always a good idea.

3. Wear layers.

In the event that you have a sudden impulse to remove some clothing a throw it into the crowd, you will deffinatly be happy to have more layers. (Also helpful if somebody lights you on fire)

4. Good gloves.

Good gloves are a must for the serious rioter, improves grip on the cold hard surfaces of cars, street lights and buildings. Fantastic for not leaving finger prints if you are to by accident commit a really terrible crime.

5. Alway warm up.

Ever loose your voice after a long night of screaming encouragement and threats? Well heres an easy way to prevent unattractive raspiness the next morning. Just warm up, its easy, try first saying then yelling, then screaming your favorite derogative fraise.

And Because my Brains are made from mush, I felt it proper to leave you with this joke:

A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.

He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too. He says to him, "Hey, this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?"

The other guy says, "Well, it just happened, it was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying, 'I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh,' I accidentally said, 'I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh'....so she socked me a good one."

The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife, 'Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey.' But I accidentally said, 'You have ruined my life you evil, self-centered, fat-assed bitch.'