when alex tribeck became a reck and and developed a small case of cancer
the people fell into a bad routine of saying thier questions as answers
in the morning at breakfast people always said, uh, crap.

ok:

Dan's guide to: making a question into an answer:
so there are two halves to a question: the first part: how old are you? And the second part "17" or "the age i am now."
You see? It as if the police are interrogating somebody, and the guy they are interrogating is just sorta mocking the police by answering there questions as a true answer, not a correct answer, he would give them valid information, but not tell them what they wanted to know. Example: how old are yoo? Exactly my age.
See? Ok. Listen, uh, you gotta, like, its complicated. Ok? Its like, uh, maybe another less confidant non leader cop is backing up the lead cop by saying outloud a discription of the fact they want to know. Try to describe the age seventeen: something like "the age I am right now" or "my exact age" or "the number of years iv lived" and you say it sorta like a prissy prissy princesess might, like in that AWESOME movie the princess bride.!all like oooH! And you wave ya head of ta tha side. See what Im sayin?
Ok lets think of another easy one: what time is it doctor? So again we gotta discride the answer "2:47" so uh, "the time it is right now" "right now, man" or if your mega ballsy: "its that time again." (You know, for use only if your current personality ivolves a lot of cool dude atitude) and then maybe you do some cool pointing actions, like draw your pretend imaginary revolver, understand??

Ok wait, this is hella flawed, I totally didnt discribe how to make a question into an answer, and if I did, then I totally don't understand it. Shit ok, wait, maybe I did it right.

Practice:

answer/question: the number of elephants I own.

Responce: zero.

Ok, see, like, it just like jeopardy, and you get to be the cool mustache man.

OH HOLY CRAP , HE DON GOT A MUSTACHE ANY MORE.

practice II: the mega switch

original: How many bagels do you want? "So many"

The mega switch: The amount of bagels you want.
Response: "Uh, what, is that a question?"

See, if works! SWEET.

Ok its lame.

Dan @ THEDAN.com
(email me, phat wads)