If you have not seen Pootie Tang, take the vow:

"I promise that next time I am at the video store, or next time somebody asks me 'what do you wanna see' that I will say pootie tang, and I will do everything in my power to make sure I see pootie tang. everything in my power. I mean everything. like, if the video store is closed for some reason, I will find the lady who owns it, and offer to feed her cat a few days a week if she would just let me watch pootie tang. if she hasnt got a cat, maybe I could marry her first born. "

And if you have seen pootie tang: vote:

Pootie tang screen test: watch the hole thing, it rules: http://www.louisck.com/pootietest.htm