Everybody's doing it!
	___So I started selling TheDan.com bracelet about 2 months ago, since then I have sold millions. For some reason they are huge in the Biking Community. I really don't understand it, this guy Lance Armstrong is giving me all kinds of free advertising. I see people in the street, on the bus, in their houses with my binoculars, everybody is wearing my little yellow bracelet! Even Presidential candidate John Kerry is wearing my bracelet. Seriously, its bigger than jesus right now. ___Unfortunately I have stopped production, for the moment, Because too many people were trying to steal them from me. But you can probably find them on ebay, watch out for imposters though. -TheDan.com

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