THE Dan test! see if YOU are Dan compatible.

 
 

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Name: 

birthday: 

favorite Dan: this is %15 percent of your final grade!

yes / no questions:

1. y  n If you came to my house, you would bring food.

2. y  n if yes, would that food be, eggplant

3. y  n would it be cheesecake?

if other, what food would you bring to me at my house

4. y  n  dogs are best

5. y  n cats are best

6. y  n  lamas are best

7. y  n raisins in any food are pretty nasty.

8. y  n  Mouse pads are protection for mice.

9. y  n you have seen pootie tang

10. y  n you liked pootie tang

11. y  n pootie tang is your new favorite movie

12. y  n  yellow is your third favorite color

13.y  n this test sucks

14.y  n  www.thedan.com rules!

Multiple choice questions:

15. I enjoy one of the following, is it:

A. Nascar
B. Baseball (on TV)
C. Mustard
D. Driving

16. One of the following is not a lie, witch one?

A. I love Mustard
B. OJ simpson is innocent
C. Lemons are the best yellow fruit.
D. I can spell wensday.

17. How many dirty things does "lake titicaca" make you think of?

A. none (hmmm)
B. 3(you have quiet an imagination)
C. 13 (you have problems...or no....skills!)
D. 168 (I love you)

18. A cankersore is what?

A. A dinosaur
B. A tooth
C. the French word meaning: "Dead flamingo"
D. a annoying thingie thats grows inside your lip.

19. Who is the best?

A. Jay leno
B. Conan O'brien
C. David Letterman
D. Micheal Jackson

20. Whats my brithday?

A. January 24 1987
B. January 24 1986
C. January 21 1987
D. Mondays

AGREE/DISAGREE (check ones your agree with)

These movies rock:

The Princess bride

Pootie tang

Under cover brother

Monty python and the holy grail

My cousin vinny

North

WHat is your favorite day of the week?

Monday

wednesday

Friday

Saturday

Favorite kind of food: worth 80% of final grade!

Peas
Lemons
Chickens
French fries
Pie
Pizza
Lolly pops
Cookies
Friday
Soda
Friday isnt a food
Oh...my bad
Chips
Grass
Tofu
Girl scout cookies (made with real Girl scouts)
Apple.

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