|After all the stones where in place, we all drove to
the exhibition center. (Where the toque game were.) We decided as
a team that the stones we had collected would look better inside of
the Exhibition center, so we moved all of our stuff inside. Then went
to work building towers and castles. And then Darren was like "check
out these super awesome T shirts" and we were like "wicked
super" and we rejoiced and the awesome-ness of the T shirts.
||At some point Karl Hoyer called ask if anybody wanted
pizza, to this I gafawed. I was like "yeah! Pizza, get the one
with the double box! Woooooo!" and all the Canadians where like
"double box, big whup." So then after waiting for several
lifetimes, the pizza arrived, there where 4 pizzas. IN TWO BOXES.
WOW. YEAH THATS RIGHT. WOOOOO!
I think it was around then that Me and Joey and
Jeff went to get Jack at the airport. While we waited we saw some
Limo Drivers holding up signs with names on them. So we decided
to make a sign that said "shiznitobam" and hold it next
to the limo drivers. But then they gave us dirty looks, so we waited
a few feet away. Finally Jack got through the baggage area and was
like "yee ha" and then Jeff said "gee golly gosh
wiz Jack, you only have one bag?" and Jack was like "Yeah,
I packed light, oh wait, SHIT." so then Jack tried to run back
into the baggage claim area, but they thought he was a terrorist,
so they shot him.
No just kidding. So Jack went back inside and get his other bag. And then
we went back to the Exhibition center and there was no pizza, so then
Jack said "shit." It was epic, lemme tell ya.
Because it was Thursday night, and the stars were aligned correctly, we
went to the Toronto unicycle club. It was a good time. We prolly had some
dinner at some point but I dont recall what it was. Email me if
it was life changing.
OK so Friday. Friday was cool, we set stuff up, and we hung around. I
dont rember what we did Friday, but I do remember this: I went to
tiny Toms doughnuts, you may remember it from last year. So I was all
like "hey man, I put you guys on the Internet, and I think your awesome."
and so the guy working there happened to be a direct decedent of Tiny
tom himself. So he gave me some Buy one get one free coupons and stuff
for being so awesome. It was awesome.
Saturday was a good day, I attacked a windmill, in honor of Don Quixote,
for which our proud event is named. We did high jump and junk, and messed
around. I think I had some Big sandwiches on Saturday. Then on Saturday
night we all went and had dinner at the groves house. like everybody was
there, it was awesome. After dinner something awesome happened. Jeff was
like, hey Dan, come here. And so I followed Jeff out onto the porch, where
Ryan was standing holding a double pizza box, so I was like SWEEET PIZZA!
Then I opened the box and I was like WICKED WICKED WICKED MEGA SWEET PECAN
PIE!!!! yah see now, Ryan and Jeff had baked me two pecan pies, and they
had put them in a double pizza box, it was so awesome I had to eat some
pie! WOOO! PIE! Yeah! Oh man, wicked.
So I was like, I gotta get a picture of this, so I ran out to the car
to get my camera, and then as I stepped back into the house everybody
was standing around completely silent looking at me. And I was thinking,
"Im pretty sure I have pants on" but then, My theme song started
playing. Jack wrote me a theme song and everybody was silent so they could
here it. Oh man, its an awesome theme song, you should hear it. Id put
it on the Internet but I cant. So then everybody disco danced for several
hours and me and Joey and Jack and Jeff went to get sushi. While at sushi,
me a Jack got a big kick out of ordering Beer. Because we are underage
|Then Jeff decided that he
was tired, and he went home. So Me Jack and Joey are sitting innocently
in the sushi restaurant, when all off a sudden I hear girly yelling
and I see Jack and Joey looking excited. "Wooooooo SUSHI TIME,
YAYAY" then this parade of loud possibly drunk attractive girls
start walking passed us yelling things at each other and being girls.
And Jack is like "thank you god." So they all try and cram
into the booth next to us, and we quickly start talking to them, and
before you know it, one of the ladies has an idea! "Oh my god,
lets all sit together at that big table over there!" she says,
and because it would be just so rude of us to refuse their kind offer
to enjoy a meal with them, we had to go and sit with all of the attractive
ladies who were loud and maybe drunk.
So they tell us a bunch of fake names, like "sunshine" or
"rainbow" and we are like, sweet. When they asked us how
old we were and we told them we were here on a unicycling vacation...
Later on one of the girls asked me if I had been carded
when I bought the beer, witch I hadnt. (Im so cool)
||Anyway, we had a good ol time there in the sushi
restaurant, and several times the group of definitely drunk attractive
ladies broke out into loud drunk songs, like tiny dancer, and other
songs great for drunk singing. So then we decided to leave, and so
did all the girls. So we paid, and left a tremendous tip, because
of all the loud drunkness that the ladies had done.
Once outside some of the girls decided to walk and some decided to walk
to the train, and we decided to go to Tim Hortons. After Tim Hortons
we met the girls back on the street, and we walked them to the train,
and said goodbye. Also, at some point Joey had given his TheDan.com T
shirt to one of the girls, so they have that to remember us by. We told
them to come see us compete at the exhibition center tomorrow, and they
told us they might. (They didnt) (unless they did and we just didnt
see them there and they looked for us but didnt find us.) (Ok who
am I kidding, they didnt go.)
The trials competitions were held in the morning, and I had a sandwich.
I did some MCing at the expert trials competition. I would say stupid
stuff, and distract the riders. I had a microphone and stuff. I also began
telling the history of the unicycle. Known by some as "the orange
story" Ill put it up later.
Then during the afternoon we went to this park, and did a pavement lump
race, or, "UMX" as some like to call it. There was this park,
with big pavement lumps, and we decided to have a race there. Ben won
the expert class. It started snowing and we had to kill some police officers,
but otherwise it all went smoothly.
|So then we all went back to the exhibition center, and
got some prizes. Then we drove the truck into the exhibition center.
And we loaded all our stuff into the truck and drove it back to Darrens
space. We made a long line of people up the steep wet ice stairway
and we passed stuff up the line, then we went to Darrens house
and saw his hearse and stuff and we made a big line of people passing
there to. It was liney.
Monday morning we packed up, and Darren came over with some
pamplemoose juice. It was awesome. after breakfast we decided to go over
to wal mart and get our pictures developed so that we could prove we met
lots of girls. While we waited the 1 hour of the one hour photo we all
got kinder eggs and opened them and traded them. Wicked. The pictures
were pretty sweet. I love Canada.
Just after we crossed the border into New York Joey got a speeding ticket.
Stupid American police. And also Stupid American Speed limits, its 65
in new york, and in canada its 100! I mean comon, how awesome is that,
in Canada a school zone speed is like 45, awesome eh? Well, It was a wicked
awesome adventure, stay tuned for the moab story.