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THE BIRD STORY
ok ok, through this hole time, that I have just told you
about, there were these strange birds that were completely comfortable
around humans. they would land on us and follow us around and use us for
food. we even named them. one of them was Bob he was way cool, he followed
us everywhere. he was my friend. i cant remember the
names of the other birds.
PICTURES
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The Helicopter
in the distance, i helicopter arises
closer closer....
AHHHHHH
ok ok we saw this helicopter fly rigth over us and it was really cool.
evidently it was looking for some guy who got lost with no food and almost
no warm clothes.
My Trip To The White Mountains
hurray....
this is porly writen, I made it as the second page of this hole website
just for practice, but its here anyway.
The tale.
We started out at the ass crack
o' dawn on a wednesday. Left my house at 6:00 and got to school at
7:30. After packing up the vans with backpacks and other camping
equipment we left. we then drove for bout near three hours, i got to ride
shotgun. I also had full control of the radio.
About an hour into the drive paul
hit a traffic cone. The people in the van behind us said it was really
cool. Then we drove and drove and drove and then we stopped at a gas station.
I went to the bathroom and then i got 3 candy bars for a dollar. It was
way sweat. then after we had left the gas station and I thought I had Lost
my glove. I was sad. Then, later in the drive the other glove was stolen
from me by the people sitting behind them. Then I found my other glove
and they gave me the glove back. yahoo.
Then we got there, weee. We
unpacked the vans and put on our 80 pound backpacks and started a terrifyingly
slippery/icey/muddy trip up to a cliff. The cliff turned out to be about
the size of my porch. Not big enough for 18 people. So we all stood there
and ate our lunch.
MY LUNCH:
1. gorp
2. sandwich
3. chewy bar
4. some water
Then we climbed down the terrifyingly
slippery/icey/muddy way to the real path and started out 4 hour hike up
a mountain. i complained.
When we finally got to the top of the mountain
i said. "fuck you mountain i hate you"
then we set up our tents and argued about where who got
to sleep in the tent. I got middle.
Now, when we had checked last, we had 5 working stoves,
when we unpacked an got the stoves and tried to get them to work, only
1, of them worked. so we had to make allot of food and boiled allot
of water using, 1 stove. it was grueling. For dinner i put on my
bright yellow fleece pants.
MY DINNER:
1. gorp
2. strange elbow noodles with sauce and chicken thrown
in
3. hot chocolate
4. swish*
5. candy
Then we tried to hang bear bags and
failed miserably. The bears would have laughed at us. pooor us.
we ended up just bringing the bags of food into the nearby
lodge. then we slept.
When we got up in the morning we had breakfast.
it was goopy. they tried to make me eat oatmeal and then i didn't so they
hung me, no wait, i had a granola bar. Then we hiked a Mountain that was
slightly higher then the last one. when we got to the top we saw mount
washington. and said "ooooo" and "ahhhh". then we hiked down a bit to get
out of the wind, and ate lunch.
MY 2ND LUNCH:
1. pepperoni and cheese and pringles sandwich
2. some water
3. candy
4. more of the same sandwich
Then we hiked down the mountain. We got
to our tent site and ate more dinner.
MY 2ND DINNER:
1. stuff
After that we went to bed
Then in the morning we hiked down the mountain and drove
home. On the way home we stopped at the place and did the stuff. Then we
got some pizza. mm-mm good. Then we drove by girls field hockey practice.
Then we drove home to school and my parents picked me up and i went home.
*swishing is when you fill your bowl with water and
swish the remainder into your mouth.
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