JOKES

   joke of the day: what's brown and sounds like a bell? answer at bottom
A DIRTY JOKE THAT I MADE UP



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Yo mama
Elephant Jokes
Lawyer jokes
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YO MAMA
Dirty yo mama jokes


BAD jokes...boooooooooooooooooo
 


Lawyer jokes
 


Lightbulb Jokes

Jokes Insulting Blonds and Iowans.
  Elephant Jokes
 
 

Knock knock Jokes


 
 

Jewish Jokes
 
 



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GAMES!!



YOU HAVE STUMBLED UPON THE SECRET GAMES ZONE AT THE BOTTUM OF THE JOKE PAGE!!!!

Have you ever needed the prowess and skill to kill a WUMPUS?!?!?!?!? well, now you have an exclusive chance to practice, on this special cool state of the art simulator.
HUNT THE WUMPUS
yes......the thingy on the top is the hole game,  but it is incredibly fun to play.
some of my favorite wumpus hunting memories:
 "the crafty wumpus dodged your arrow!"
and timeless favorites like:
"you've been snatched by a giant bat!"
and,
       "you smell a WUMPUS!"


Guide the ribbon through the cave. Do not be tricked, the cave is deceivingly easy to start, BUT IT WILL KILL YOU!!!!!! Unless you can navigate well enough to get the high score.http://www.phancy.com/sfcave.html
Play by pushing the space bar to go up, and let gravity bring you down.

if you ask nicely i will publish your high score on the web site.
 
 
High scores:  
My high score is 3162 A screen cut out of my high score.
Joe: 45  
Phil: 2582  
Ben: 2462  
Joey: 2624  
Ronnie: 12  
Your score here!!


3D PONG!!!!!! This is a most excelent mix of adictive and almost impossible to win game.  You must have Macromedia Shockwave player to play, but it links to the place where you can download it.
 PLAY 3D PONG!!!


My Stupid Quiz!

DUNG!