Unicycle Adventure storys:

In the works: Moab, a long drive and waffle house.

Also in the works: Dan and the giant peach.

Newer! Toque Games 2004
, lots of pictures. And awesome.

New! Motorama 2004
, (really long)

The TOque Games 03(awesome)

Motorama 03 (do not read) (terrible)

TheDan.com Unicycling News:


Team TheDan.com Tour Dates:
24 hour race in Toronto May 22nd
A trials comp a week later, in Canada.

Flaming Puck unicycling Video Now online!

Team TheDan.com Unicycling shirt

March 2003: Team THEDAN.COM is formed.

Me, Ben, and Joey were on TV, watch it

The news from the Unicycle Wheel Manufacturers Association is that they've appointed a new spokes-person. Read more

My Unicycle page and stuff:

My Unicycles!

My Stupid unicycling story.

Ben's Unicycle cursors!

My finger Unicycle!!! its very small...

Some Poorly writen things about unicycling for the person who knows nothing about unicyling.

Unicycle Freestyle, fa sho

Unicycle videos and junk:

NEW: Flaming Puck hockey!

AWESOMOVIE.
DANS FIRST UNICYCLING MOVIE! STARRING BEN AND JOEY!
The movie is about a minute long, and around 9 megabytes. 

Ben doing some pallet trials.

One tired guy trailer......one tired guy get it? he has only ONE TIRE ha, haha, oohh mann thats funny

Unizaba trailer, listen, the music is awesome
Unicyling links you should check out becuase I told you to.

Rick Bissles "NEW" SKILL LEVELS!

Real skill levels

Ben Plotkin-Swing's website

Joey Cohn's website

www.jester.tk

www.unicyclist.com

www.unicycling.com

http://www.mountainunicycling.com/TOque2003/





I origanlly left this is some bikers guestbook, but I decided to use it to fill up space, UNICYLE FREESTYLE:

I say one, two, what you got
you got two? thas what I thought
I got one wheel an you got more,
da hell that second wheel ther for?
if you fall off your bike, you might start cryin
worse then the time you was eated by a lion
fall off the bike wait. . . .
your all muddy
nose all bloody
your bike fucked up and you feel cruddy
then you starting thinking maybe D-man is right
riding one wheel, thas whats tight
finally started thinking you big numbskull
now go get on your unicycle.
THEDAN.COM IN THE HOUSE, YA HEARD? fo sho fo sho,
peace







Some poorly written things about unicycling, for the person who knows nothing about unicycling.

Mountain unicycling is very awesome. Mountain unicycling, nicknamed MUni, is about maneuvering the unicycle down rough terrain, Preferably steep terrain with lots of loose rocks and drops. You have to stay concentrated on the trail in front of you, other wise, you will probably fall. A fall like that is called a idiot fall, well that's just what me and my friends call it. Its really referred to as a UPD or UnPlanned Dismount. When Mountain unicycling, I wear lots of protective safety gear, including wrist guards, knee/shin guards, a helmet, and anti gravity boots*. I can't tell you how many knee's I would have lost by now, had I not been wearing my trusty knee/shin guards. Well actually, I guess I probably would have lost just two knees by now, having only two knees to lose. Well, unless I lost both knees at once, I would probably just lose one knee and not be able to unicycle for a while.
You really have to navigate the unicycle around or over every bump. You cant coast over things like on a bike, you have to pedal the whole time. Alot of the time you can use your momentum to keep yourself going, and if you get going to fast, you fly forwards and die**.

Trials unicycling is also, very awesome. You can do trials almost anywhere. Trials is basically jumping around, on to, across, and over things, on your unicycle. Watch some videos of Kris Holm talk about trials. http://lutkus.com/video/Kris_Holm_workshop/

Freestyle is like figure skating on a unicycle. There is Pairs freestyle, with two people doing some sort of coordinated routine. And then there's women's freestyle, and mens free style, and all different age groups, oh man, lots of freestyle. When you watch freestyle, you don't expect much, but then a tiny girl stands up on the seat of her unicycle and does back flips***. Well, something like that, its pretty amazing.

Unicycle racing is just what it sounds like. There are lots of crazy events where people go way faster then you expect. Here is a link to the official site about unicycle racing: http://www.unicycling.org/usa/competition/racing.html It will tell you more then I will ever be willing to type.

*there is a good chance I am lying.

** yup, I am lying

***100% true. not lying at all.****

**** I may have lied.